Lions and tigers and bears...oh face.

I survived my camping trip! Even the bears!! Well I didn't SEE a bear but the last time I was at that campsite my aunt and cousin were driving down the road and a bear swiped at the front of their car. It was scary. Anyways....I was with Elle pretty much the entire time. We drank. We smoked. We went on walks. We played with Sparkie the dildo. We took pictures. We went on the boat. We played in the lakes. We slept in a tent. Don't even get me started on the tent situation. Sooooo many inside jokes went on in there it's not even funny. Elle had deadly weapon legs and she took away her foot love. Mother goose rhymes. We ate some food. We killed a lot of bugs and by we I mean Elle. On the first night there we were asleep in our tent and it collapsed on us and it was fucking hilarious we laughed for so long. We also kept all the other people up laughing and I think they got pissed at about oh...one AM. Today we drove back to Elle's and we took the best showers of our LIVES. It was the BEST. Then we picked up Jo and drove back to Portland and I took another shower and here I am. They're watching movies. I'm going crazy without a cigarette. Ahhh. But I'M TALKING TO GREG AND I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT.